I was mind meandering on a cloudy Tuesday night when a thought came adrift in my mind. I had come to the realization that household food Oatmeal, was in fact; not a meal. Where’s the meal? Oatmeal is a snack, and a bland one at that. 
And yes I agree you can throw some cinnamon and apples in there and make it better but that’s still no meal? If everytime I got a bowl of OatMeal it came with a steak then sure, I would proudly say “that’s one OatMeal”

So stand with me in my triumph to tell OatMeal what it really is. And that is a mere snack. Make OatSnack great again!