PUT STINKY ON MT. RUSHMORE

The Issue

Mt. Rushmore does quite an abhorrent job representing those who have created a positive change in the United States. I propose that we carve out the faces of the former presidents and replace with Stinky as such.

 

 

Every day we are subjected to the knowledge that there are faces of people incapable of financial change on the mountain. Stinky has done more for the economy and global stability as a whole. She is not actively engaged or campaigning in politics, therefore regardless of political stance, she stands as a neutral and inspirational figure for all. If this cat is not put on Mt. Rushmore, I fear the socioeconomic impact will be jarring at the least and Earth-shattering-rapture-forthcoming at the worst. 

When inquired upon why she chose to act now, Stinky stated briefly; “Ooouuuwww Mmrrh Mah.”

 

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The Issue

Mt. Rushmore does quite an abhorrent job representing those who have created a positive change in the United States. I propose that we carve out the faces of the former presidents and replace with Stinky as such.

 

 

Every day we are subjected to the knowledge that there are faces of people incapable of financial change on the mountain. Stinky has done more for the economy and global stability as a whole. She is not actively engaged or campaigning in politics, therefore regardless of political stance, she stands as a neutral and inspirational figure for all. If this cat is not put on Mt. Rushmore, I fear the socioeconomic impact will be jarring at the least and Earth-shattering-rapture-forthcoming at the worst. 

When inquired upon why she chose to act now, Stinky stated briefly; “Ooouuuwww Mmrrh Mah.”

 

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Petition created on September 2, 2023