Bring back the Publix slides

Recent signers:
Savannah Lindley and 19 others have signed recently.

The Issue

I remember clearly the first time I came across the Green Publix slides online! My heart went pitter patter like the rain on a tin roof. I bought them right away for the very reasonable price of $20.00. I got them a couple weeks later, and my life was never the same. They were comfortable, and they made me feel complete as a southerner. My wife and kids started respecting me again. I have had them now for around 2 years, and they are starting to show their age. A couple months ago I went to buy them again, and saw that they were sold out. I was fairly upset to say the least. I eventually emailed their support to see when they would be released again. The support agent informed me that they were a one time thing, and my happiness disappeared like cotton candy in a rainstorm. My life will continue to be a hollow black hole until they agree to bring them back. Please for my sake and the sake of my children sign this petition. I appreciate you taking the time out of your day to deal with the important issues. God bless you, and God bless Publix slides!

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Recent signers:
Savannah Lindley and 19 others have signed recently.

The Issue

I remember clearly the first time I came across the Green Publix slides online! My heart went pitter patter like the rain on a tin roof. I bought them right away for the very reasonable price of $20.00. I got them a couple weeks later, and my life was never the same. They were comfortable, and they made me feel complete as a southerner. My wife and kids started respecting me again. I have had them now for around 2 years, and they are starting to show their age. A couple months ago I went to buy them again, and saw that they were sold out. I was fairly upset to say the least. I eventually emailed their support to see when they would be released again. The support agent informed me that they were a one time thing, and my happiness disappeared like cotton candy in a rainstorm. My life will continue to be a hollow black hole until they agree to bring them back. Please for my sake and the sake of my children sign this petition. I appreciate you taking the time out of your day to deal with the important issues. God bless you, and God bless Publix slides!

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Petition created on October 18, 2021