Jokes belong on all popsicle sticks. 

Getting to the end of a popsicle can be a saddening experience; your sweet treat is finished. However, the subsequent uplift of a charming popsicle stick joke keeps the fun going. Digesting your delicious frozen treat is unequivocally more satisfying in the subtle lingering of a corny joke.

I believe in the power of popsicle stick jokes. They do not have to be good jokes, but I do believe they belong on all popsicles. I eat a lot of popsicles. Only Popsicle Brand popsicles have jokes on the sticks and it is not okay. Please help me get the attention of Big Popsicle.