replace santa clause with another which isn’t a pedophile

The issue

it has come to my concern that santa clause is infact a pedophile. this is not a good role model for children and i believe we should get a new santa clause. santa is 1749 years of age and his wife, mrs clause is only 226 years of age. we deserve a new santa clause who doesn’t steal our food and break an entry into our houses through our chimney. although it’s winter in the northern hemisphere, whenever the southerners dress up as santa clause, we have the possibility of heat stroke. santa is also a little chubby, that’s not a problem by it’s self but santa should be more careful of his weight and we don’t want children thinking that being fat is a good idea. he can’t even fit in the chimney! santa’s little elves are being treated as slaves, they work all through the year with no brake except christmas itself. on boxing day, their back on the grind. why should we celebrate a role model who commits crimes? you don’t celebrate days for criminals! that’s the reason he stays hidden in his cottage, so no body comes along to arrest him for his crimes. poor mrs clause has had to deal with him for centuries, making him sandwiches 24/7 probably!! if you agree with my arguement, please sign this petition to replace the old santa clause with a new one!

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The issue

it has come to my concern that santa clause is infact a pedophile. this is not a good role model for children and i believe we should get a new santa clause. santa is 1749 years of age and his wife, mrs clause is only 226 years of age. we deserve a new santa clause who doesn’t steal our food and break an entry into our houses through our chimney. although it’s winter in the northern hemisphere, whenever the southerners dress up as santa clause, we have the possibility of heat stroke. santa is also a little chubby, that’s not a problem by it’s self but santa should be more careful of his weight and we don’t want children thinking that being fat is a good idea. he can’t even fit in the chimney! santa’s little elves are being treated as slaves, they work all through the year with no brake except christmas itself. on boxing day, their back on the grind. why should we celebrate a role model who commits crimes? you don’t celebrate days for criminals! that’s the reason he stays hidden in his cottage, so no body comes along to arrest him for his crimes. poor mrs clause has had to deal with him for centuries, making him sandwiches 24/7 probably!! if you agree with my arguement, please sign this petition to replace the old santa clause with a new one!

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