Declare Barry B. Benson and Shrek as a couple and supreme leaders of Earth.

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The Issue

Ever since I can remember, I have idolized and worshiped the supreme couple Barry and Shrek. Thinking about them gives me a warm fuzzy feeling on the inside, and I know that they will always be able to take care of and protect me and the rest of the world. This is obvious because they are immortal (duh). Shrek is a father figure to me, but also a brother. He is loving, protective, responsible, and empathetic.

Barry has the smarts and legal know how to be a political leader (see bee movie where he represents the entire race of bees in a legal case regarding bee rights [and wins!]). He also is caring and loving enough to constantly be looking out for the best interests of the human race.

Shrek and Barry obviously love each other very much (see photo attached to petition.) As Barry and Shrek are not yet in leadership positions (except in my heart and dreams) I have had to resort to some crude photo editing to give you an idea of what it would be like to live in a world where Barry and Shrek reign supreme.

In recent years there has already been growing support and recognition of Shrek and Barry's deification. (See Shrek is love, Shrek is life video and memes. See also memes and videos about Barry.)

I hope to have your support and commitment.

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