We the people, in these trying times, hereby formally and officially request less loner and more box. 
 How else do we tune out uk politics segments and yet feel like we learned about them? How else do we solve the Middle East? How do we know if it is, in fact, slop o’clock and we’ve snoozed through it? How do we know whether or not to wear jeans in the bath?!?!

 We are adrift at sea. We are orphans waiting for a Box under a dimly lit Christmas tree.