Let me tell you something, brother: The Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship is one of the greatest, most prestigious championships in the history of the world. But as far as I'm concerned, it's time for the title to get even more prestigious.

I demand the current champion relinquish the title and award it to me, Bulk Bogan, with the Dramatic Dream Team (DDP Pro Wrestling) sanctioning said title change, and allowing the largest gut in Professional Wrestling to defend the title in Melbourne, Australia.

I live by the 3 demandments of eating, sleeping, and acting like I care. And along with the Bulkamaniacs riding on my gut, I will defend the title against anyone, anywhere, anytime. As long as it continues to rightfully sits around my waist where it belongs!

What you gonna do? When Bulkamania, eats wild on yoooooooooooooooou!!!