You have to admit it. Fogell, better known as “McLovin” from Superbad has ALWAYS been our celebrity crush. McLovin has always had a deep place in our hearts ever since 2007. McLovin is the hero we need today, as People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive, this will solve most of the world’s problems, ranging from (and not limited to):

-Bullying

-Awkward small talk

-That long line in the Costco food court

-Intimidating Hot Topic and Brandy Melville employees

What must be put into action is a photoshoot with Christopher Mintz-Plasse in full costume and character on the front page of People magazine. The people have the power, please sign.

I was unemployed when I made this petition.