Vito Gesualdi, a popular Twitter user, has been gaining weight for far too long. He's a successful man, but to what end? Just recently, he released a successful campaign for his soon-to-be released comic entitled "SUPERKILLER", available on superkiller.org. Now sure, he funded his comic on day one. Sure, he may be a popular podcast host alongside Dick Masterson on The Biggest Problem in The Universe, but if Vito continues to gain weight, he risks not only ruining Dick's podcast by dying of a heart attack, but he risks something far more important.

If Vito's expansion continues, he may take up more of the screen than can reasonably fit in-frame. Editors and viewers both agree; far too much of the screen is already taken up by Vito's large, sweaty body. It may not seem like it to the naked eye, but thanks to the modern miracle of video editing, and a little bit of forced perspective, the producers over at the Biggest Problem were able to scale down Vito to roughly match Dick's size while on screen.

Unfortunately, Dick himself has mentioned, in private of course, just how expensive these tweaks have been to the show so far, I mean, the carpentry alone involved in modifying his LA bunker to transport, install, uninstall, and then remove Vito's gigantic body every single week has taken most, if not all, of his cut of the Biggest Problem's profits. 

Join me today in saying NO to Vito's weight gain!