Petition to change Cleveland Indians to Cleveland Rocks.

In the words of our dear skipper Tito, “I know that we’re never trying to be disrespectful. And I still feel that way. But I don’t think that’s a good enough answer today.”

The name is going to change sooner or later so let’s make it a positive one for all Clevelanders.

7 Reasons Why Cleveland Rocks should be the name:

1. Cleveland Rocks. We know it, now everyone else has to say we rock too.
2. It completes the trifecta of awesome Pro Team names in Cleveland... Cavaliers? What are those? Idk it sounds way cooler than the Musketeers. Browns? What’s a Brown? Only Clevelanders know... Now the Rocks? Um, yes please.
3. Future President Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (another foregone conclusion) simply has to show up to games, how could he not? Everyone loves him, same way everyone loves Cleveland and Cleveland Rocks.
4. 10 cent beer night anyone? Kinda like throwing rocks.
5. We can keep our colors, no need to rebrand.
6. Slider isn’t based on any team name animal or gimmick, he’ll get to be himself and Rock-out on top of opposing teams dugouts.
7. Cleveland Rocks rolls off the tongue so effortlessly, like how it’ll be when we’re scooping all of our World Series trophies year after year.

Let’s get the Dolans to sign off, pay some lawyers to do whatever they’re overpaid to do, and get back to winning some games.