Nine Lives, a 2016 comedy starring Kevin Spacey, is currently at 5% on Rotten Tomatoes even though it is a delightful film that's fun for the whole family and may even teach them a thing or two about life. Rotten Tomatoes is clearly disconnected from the desires of the average film-goer, as they show a clear bias against cat-human body swap movies starring Kevin Spacey that entertain movie-goers around the world and teach them how important it is to be a good husband and father and cat owner. By signing this petition you will send a clear message to Rotten Tomatoes that your opinion matters and that the elitist and dismissive attitude of their critics towards charming cat-human body swap movies that offer profound insights into the human condition will not be tolerated, and that we will not patronise their Internet website until this glaring issue is addressed and they exclusive publish opinions that we agree with so our comforting view of the world and this wonderful film is never challenged in the slightest, thank you.