Paris Hilton for Mayor of Los Angeles County


Paris Hilton for Mayor of Los Angeles County
The Issue
As a prominent woman in popular culture, Ms. Hilton has had a variety of experiences handling conflicting views. Receiving much backlash, she has learned to deal with differing opinions while still staying relevant. This skillset will aid her in a career in politics. She also advocates against global warming, as her catchphrase, "that's hot" raises awareness about this steamy subject which many citizens of LA find to be a major issue. She also will help make the city prettier. She has surpassed icon status and become an aesthetic and a persona, meaning she will have the skills necessary to help beautify our city. Also, Paris is very LA girlie, so she will be able to relate to the masses. She will also help our city improve its educational system. She is 5'8, which is statistically tall for women, and there is a statistically significant correlation between height and intelligence according to some studies. The current state of traffic in our city is horrendous. She will make tangible changes to fix this problem by influencing teenagers to take public transportation instead of learning to drive, as she is a public figure who has significant influence on the youth of today. As more old people die off and less teenagers learn to drive, there will be less cars on the road, statistically. We need a representative of the youth to encourage more of the young generation to vote, as this group is underrepresented in the political arena due to overwhelming disinterest.
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The Issue
As a prominent woman in popular culture, Ms. Hilton has had a variety of experiences handling conflicting views. Receiving much backlash, she has learned to deal with differing opinions while still staying relevant. This skillset will aid her in a career in politics. She also advocates against global warming, as her catchphrase, "that's hot" raises awareness about this steamy subject which many citizens of LA find to be a major issue. She also will help make the city prettier. She has surpassed icon status and become an aesthetic and a persona, meaning she will have the skills necessary to help beautify our city. Also, Paris is very LA girlie, so she will be able to relate to the masses. She will also help our city improve its educational system. She is 5'8, which is statistically tall for women, and there is a statistically significant correlation between height and intelligence according to some studies. The current state of traffic in our city is horrendous. She will make tangible changes to fix this problem by influencing teenagers to take public transportation instead of learning to drive, as she is a public figure who has significant influence on the youth of today. As more old people die off and less teenagers learn to drive, there will be less cars on the road, statistically. We need a representative of the youth to encourage more of the young generation to vote, as this group is underrepresented in the political arena due to overwhelming disinterest.
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Petition created on October 9, 2023