Palworld: Let Gamers Eat Cake
Palworld: Let Gamers Eat Cake
The Issue
For far too long gamers have been unable to share biological sex with their pals. This petition will tell Pocketpair that gamers want to share biological sex with their pals and we can't wait until the sequel in order to do so.
SmashJT has been a big advocate against the woke bodytype 1/2 nonsense for 40 decades... Worth of content uploaded yesterday on his 9001 channels. Actman denies that this, but we all know he secretly agrees.
Videogamedunkey declined to comment because he was too busy playing Chad Musckoff in the hit game Palworld: More Than Just Pals Coming Soon
Heelvsbabyface loudly shrieked like a little girl in glee that the first grade english from starfield won't be able to hurt games jounralists like Jon Del Arozz feelings again now. This comes after she spoke calmly about her disdain for petty virtue signaling in which the game Starfield claimed to have an easy mode for journalists at ign kotaku who all have mental disabilities or something, but still required the player to understand 1st grade English to play, she was not angry, but mildly disappointed at the game's failure to properly represent the mentally ill.
"There is nothing more than what I love than playing a Bethesda Western Game Company and hearing that Kotaku will have to learn PRONOUNS, BASIC FUCKING ENGLISH, HOW ARE THOSE MENTALLY ILL CALIFORNIANS SUPPOSED TO PLAY THIS GAME IF THEY HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL FIRST! HAVE YOU BEEN TO SCHOOL? IT'S BOOOORING. SOO FUCKING BOOOORING!"
Alyssa Mercante declined to comment because she doesn't play video games.
Kirsche and Revsaysdesu have been big advocates against DEI, both of which were denied their access to cute and funny anime characters having biological sex with their pals.
MadammeSavvy has been working on her autisticly detailed deep dive into why players want biological sex with their pals.
Mauler has said he will dedicate an 8760 hour EFAP episode explaining objectively why players want biological sex with their pals.
Cenk's Nephew has gone on stream telling gamers why letting biological sex with their pals will advance the communist agenda.
MentisWave has done a 20 minute debunk showing how letting players have biological sex with their pals is actually the most capitalist thing a game company can do.
Asmongold showered and cleaned his room in celebration of this petition. He also promised that if Palworld lets gamers have biological sex with their pals he will shower and clean his room tomorrow too.
Razorfist spun around his chair with glee knowing that when he said gamers should be able to have bioligical sex with their pals that FUCK YOU, He was right. News just in, Razorfist has been arrested by ICE and sent to an El Salvadorian prison after having biological sex with his 15 year old pal.
Pirate Software and Grummz have both said he will finish Heartbound and Em-8er and stop scamming their players as soon as Palworld let's gamers have biological sex with their pals.
Kanye West had incoherrent mumbling from his insane asylum, but it went something like. "hfhbfbha jews, ruldawor, hfbhhfbahfb, pals fads sex, gamers."
First Lady Melania Trump has said that the US Economy will improve greatly if her husband's boyfreind Elon Musk can have biological sex with his pals.
And most importantly, you, will have fun gaming again as soon as we eliminate the woke body type a and b nonsense and replace it with what god intended. Sharing cake with Dinossom in the ranch and breeding passives much more efficiently in Palworld by allowing the player to choose a biological sex to share with his/her pals.
Everything is at stake. If we lose this we don't just lose the battle. We lose the war. Mark Kern has been advocating for gamers to have biological sex with their pals against the woke mind virus for 20 years. Even forgoing developing worldfamous in THE ENTIRE... Tri-state area of California his Nexus Drop-like to pursue this on Twitter every day for 25 hours 8 days a week. He works so hard each day invented an extra hour just for him and each week an extra day. And the evil woke mob have spread lies about Mark. Including that Mark Kern is a 60 year old man. Secretly Mark Kern is his 16 year old wife Debbie-Chan. And we all know girls like her love having biological sex with their pals. At least, MTV knows.
The time is upon us now gamers. If we rise up today we can destroy the woke mind virus for good and eliminate Walmart shoppers replacing women in Western AAA video games for good.
Replace body type 1/2 with biological sex with our pals today. Cr1tikal both drinker and moist know that gamers want nothing more than to have biological sex with our pals. Stuttering Craig should dedicate a Sidescrollers podcast to this event. Rippaverse will uh, make a comic or something about it. I dunno. Writing this was fun.
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The Issue
For far too long gamers have been unable to share biological sex with their pals. This petition will tell Pocketpair that gamers want to share biological sex with their pals and we can't wait until the sequel in order to do so.
SmashJT has been a big advocate against the woke bodytype 1/2 nonsense for 40 decades... Worth of content uploaded yesterday on his 9001 channels. Actman denies that this, but we all know he secretly agrees.
Videogamedunkey declined to comment because he was too busy playing Chad Musckoff in the hit game Palworld: More Than Just Pals Coming Soon
Heelvsbabyface loudly shrieked like a little girl in glee that the first grade english from starfield won't be able to hurt games jounralists like Jon Del Arozz feelings again now. This comes after she spoke calmly about her disdain for petty virtue signaling in which the game Starfield claimed to have an easy mode for journalists at ign kotaku who all have mental disabilities or something, but still required the player to understand 1st grade English to play, she was not angry, but mildly disappointed at the game's failure to properly represent the mentally ill.
"There is nothing more than what I love than playing a Bethesda Western Game Company and hearing that Kotaku will have to learn PRONOUNS, BASIC FUCKING ENGLISH, HOW ARE THOSE MENTALLY ILL CALIFORNIANS SUPPOSED TO PLAY THIS GAME IF THEY HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL FIRST! HAVE YOU BEEN TO SCHOOL? IT'S BOOOORING. SOO FUCKING BOOOORING!"
Alyssa Mercante declined to comment because she doesn't play video games.
Kirsche and Revsaysdesu have been big advocates against DEI, both of which were denied their access to cute and funny anime characters having biological sex with their pals.
MadammeSavvy has been working on her autisticly detailed deep dive into why players want biological sex with their pals.
Mauler has said he will dedicate an 8760 hour EFAP episode explaining objectively why players want biological sex with their pals.
Cenk's Nephew has gone on stream telling gamers why letting biological sex with their pals will advance the communist agenda.
MentisWave has done a 20 minute debunk showing how letting players have biological sex with their pals is actually the most capitalist thing a game company can do.
Asmongold showered and cleaned his room in celebration of this petition. He also promised that if Palworld lets gamers have biological sex with their pals he will shower and clean his room tomorrow too.
Razorfist spun around his chair with glee knowing that when he said gamers should be able to have bioligical sex with their pals that FUCK YOU, He was right. News just in, Razorfist has been arrested by ICE and sent to an El Salvadorian prison after having biological sex with his 15 year old pal.
Pirate Software and Grummz have both said he will finish Heartbound and Em-8er and stop scamming their players as soon as Palworld let's gamers have biological sex with their pals.
Kanye West had incoherrent mumbling from his insane asylum, but it went something like. "hfhbfbha jews, ruldawor, hfbhhfbahfb, pals fads sex, gamers."
First Lady Melania Trump has said that the US Economy will improve greatly if her husband's boyfreind Elon Musk can have biological sex with his pals.
And most importantly, you, will have fun gaming again as soon as we eliminate the woke body type a and b nonsense and replace it with what god intended. Sharing cake with Dinossom in the ranch and breeding passives much more efficiently in Palworld by allowing the player to choose a biological sex to share with his/her pals.
Everything is at stake. If we lose this we don't just lose the battle. We lose the war. Mark Kern has been advocating for gamers to have biological sex with their pals against the woke mind virus for 20 years. Even forgoing developing worldfamous in THE ENTIRE... Tri-state area of California his Nexus Drop-like to pursue this on Twitter every day for 25 hours 8 days a week. He works so hard each day invented an extra hour just for him and each week an extra day. And the evil woke mob have spread lies about Mark. Including that Mark Kern is a 60 year old man. Secretly Mark Kern is his 16 year old wife Debbie-Chan. And we all know girls like her love having biological sex with their pals. At least, MTV knows.
The time is upon us now gamers. If we rise up today we can destroy the woke mind virus for good and eliminate Walmart shoppers replacing women in Western AAA video games for good.
Replace body type 1/2 with biological sex with our pals today. Cr1tikal both drinker and moist know that gamers want nothing more than to have biological sex with our pals. Stuttering Craig should dedicate a Sidescrollers podcast to this event. Rippaverse will uh, make a comic or something about it. I dunno. Writing this was fun.
Video Proof of this problem and how to solve it here
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Petition created on April 18, 2025