Join me in opposing the preservation of creative electives in Virginia Beach schools. Let's show them that not everyone is on board with their cause! Sign this petition today!Are you tired of the same old arguments in support of creative electives? Are you looking for a way to shake things up and stand out from the crowd? Look no further! It's time to take a stand against those who would preserve these so-called "essential" courses in Virginia Beach schools.

 

The truth is, creative electives may be fun and alluring, but they are not essential to a well-rounded education. In fact, many students who focus more on core subjects tend to perform better academically, according to data from The National Center for Education Statistics (NCES).

 

Moreover, there is no clear evidence that creative electives significantly improve student performance or well-being. A study by The Brookings Institution found mixed results regarding the impact of arts education on various student outcomes.

 

So why should we continue supporting these courses when their benefits remain questionable? It's time to challenge the widely accepted norm and take a stand for what we believe in.

I am here to oppose the goody-two-shoeses of the world, please join me

Let's crush the opps together 

Here's why

 The guys that owned the ice cream truck stole the piece of Pluto from the pastry chef who obtained it from the flying elephant. The flying elephant got it from a sumo wrestler who obtained it in the sumo championship on Saturn. They went to Saturn because Jupiter was full of mutant beavcoons. The beavcoons were from Mars where the bubbly bubbles, an ancient gang that was buried in Camelot lived.

The bubbly bubbles came back after the clowns resurrected him in an ancient burial spell of magicalness.

Then the corndog from Venus lead an attack of canoes onto the Russians who responded by taking away McDonalds from China. Since China didn’t have anymore McDonalds they decided to buy a Pizza hut.

The Pizza hut was then stolen by a talking elephant from India.

The elephant was The Guru’s and he lived at the Ashram in Los Angeles.

The elephant had a pig friend who taught math.

The pig exploded one day and left the whole world wondering.

Since the pig exploded the King pig blamed the giants.

Since the giants hated being blamed they lead an attack on the King and since they were of course much bigger they were victorious.

After the giants took control of Greenland they started fighting the Vikings from Iceland.

The opponents were equally matched so they ended up destroying each other and they became extinct.

Then the gorillas stole Honda Trail 70’s from Tony Soprano the lead gangster from Italy.

Tony Soprano actually got the Hondas’ from India anyhow back to the gorillas.

The gorillas started causing a ruckus in The Big Apple, actually a big apple, where they ran over Billy Joe and Eileen.Since the football players were chasing them the gorillas hopped into the giant peach with James who was escaping his evil parents.

All because of the creative electives

 

 

And if you're feeling a little devious, let's do it together! Let's be on gremlin time and show Virginia Beach schools that not everyone is on board with their cause. Sign this petition today and join me in opposing the preservation of creative electives in Virginia Beach schools, just for the hell of it. Together, we can make a difference!