Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets Unextinct

The Issue

Ima be straight with you i want dinosaur chicken nuggets in every highschool they deserve,  i deserve it, but more importantly we deserve it. We are the future. So we deserve dinosaur chicken nuggets.

Dinosaur chicken nuggets can cure depression. Dinosaur chicken nuggets can bring happiness just by looking at them. They are good healthy lunch that should be available at every lunch.

No highschooler should go through high school without having dino chicken nuggets at lunch. Why do i care, i care because i remember my life went down the poop shoot ever since my school stopped serving dino chicken nuggets.

If highschool serves dino chicken nuggets school shootings would decrease, but you probably wondering how that even makes since. I say to that why wouldn't make since. All i want is dino chicken nuggets at lunch. I its maddening to me that highschool does not serve dino nuggies. I cant comprehend why anyone would be against this idea.

Dino nuggies are the best creation the world has ever seen, yet you never see them served at any restaurant or school. Dino nuggies are a gift from god and thats why i need your help getting this gift into our schools so they can get thise nuggies into our stomachs. I cant do this with out you.

 

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The Issue

Ima be straight with you i want dinosaur chicken nuggets in every highschool they deserve,  i deserve it, but more importantly we deserve it. We are the future. So we deserve dinosaur chicken nuggets.

Dinosaur chicken nuggets can cure depression. Dinosaur chicken nuggets can bring happiness just by looking at them. They are good healthy lunch that should be available at every lunch.

No highschooler should go through high school without having dino chicken nuggets at lunch. Why do i care, i care because i remember my life went down the poop shoot ever since my school stopped serving dino chicken nuggets.

If highschool serves dino chicken nuggets school shootings would decrease, but you probably wondering how that even makes since. I say to that why wouldn't make since. All i want is dino chicken nuggets at lunch. I its maddening to me that highschool does not serve dino nuggies. I cant comprehend why anyone would be against this idea.

Dino nuggies are the best creation the world has ever seen, yet you never see them served at any restaurant or school. Dino nuggies are a gift from god and thats why i need your help getting this gift into our schools so they can get thise nuggies into our stomachs. I cant do this with out you.

 

The Decision Makers

Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
Former President of the United States
Michelle Obama
First Lady of the United States
North Clackamas School District
North Clackamas School District

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Petition created on September 15, 2019