In the middle of August, No Fun League Commissioner John Scialabba scheduled a fantasy football draft. Due to what he claims to be a coincidence, he was given the first overall pick in the draft. As a direct result, he made his way to the championship game. This is nothing short of a highway robbery of the hard-earned money we put into this league. He thinks us managers are naive, spineless boys that will bow down to him like NFL owners do to Goodell. We are here to put an end to his corrupt ways and elect a new commissioner to assume his duties with utmost faith, unlike John.