Featuring "Weird Al" Yankovic, one of our nation's most notable and important cultural events, would act as a uniting force in these uncertain times. Weird Al is not only uniquely positioned to assume this role, but he is also the ideal Super Bowl Half Time Show entertainer:

• Weird Al has a wide, positive, and wholesome appeal. In addition to being a genuine American icon, he has continued to win new fans decade after decade by being good, clean fun. To quote The Simpsons: "He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life."

• Featuring Weird Al is to feature a wide swath of musical styles. "Another One Bites the Dust"..."Beat It"..."Smells Like Teen Spirit"..."Amish Paradise"..."Lump"..."Ridin'"..."Born This Way". Through his humor, personality, and original songs, Weird Al appeals to and unites people from all walks of life.

• Unparalleled showmanship and production values. Weird Al's live show is a full-blown rock show disguised as a comedy show. His is an act tailor-made for the Super Bowl Half Time Show.

• Nerds and geeks are "in". Tech innovators are celebrated. "The Big Bang Theory" is the top television sitcom. Everyone carries miracle computers in their pockets. Now is the time to bring one of nerdhood's most celebrated entertainers to one of America's most celebrated events.

Thank you for considering our appeal.