(Sign this petition and you will be granted the superpower of your choice!) 

A universe needs saving, and only Dirk Gently and his merry band of do-gooders can save it from annihilation or worse! But first, we need to show the world Dirk Gently is needed!

You see, with Dirk back we will laugh again, love again... BINGE AGAIN! We will be, whole again! What's more, we will feel the warm embrace of quality entertainment blanket our cold shoulders and aching backs, and again be free to free ourselves from the state of lame that keeps us in bondage.

Sign this petition, and strike back against all that is lame! Sign this petition, and show the world you know quality entertainment when you see it! Sign this petition, and be granted the power of flight, invisibility, or any other superpower you could ever want! 

Lovingly Yours!