I, Jim Ryan, Sony Senior Executive and PlayStation CEO would like to formally ask Tyler Malka (Evilore) and the Neogaf staff to unban the member 'Bryank75' after his recent permanent ban. 

There is nothing I love more than reading unhinged fanboy rants after a hard day at work, Bryank's were my favorite though and now I am finding it hard to unwind and relax my leathery face and get the static out of my hair so it doesn't stand on end around my bald-spot. He was just one thread away from me pulling the trigger on buying Square too.... a square piece of pie. 

If you could do this, I will certainly consider investing in Neogaf... 100 dollars for every Xbox fan you ban. That should at least equal what you're getting for banning PS fans. Deal?