I want everything to be Gatorade nipple. Think of how boring normal drinks are. So boring! EW. But with a Gatorade nipple top? MMMMM Yummy. It works on all beverages: milk, water, coffee, Whiteclaw, you name it! The Gatorade Nipple allows you to aerate your selected beverage with a cross wind that stimulates the tongue in a beautiful manner. Imagine a cold beer coming out of a G Nip... Spectacular. Please sign this petition to make this dream come true. Eventually the plan is to replace all human nipples with the superior Gatorade bottle nipples, but we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.