NASA plans to send a monkey into the sun. They clarify it is not on the sun but literally into the sun. This monkey will die. I want the monkey to live. He deserves life. Do not kill the monkey. We care about the monkey. He is important to all of us. Do not kill the monkey. Please, we all beg you NASA, let the monkey not turn into a ball of flames.
You do not need funding, all you need to do is not send the monkey into the sun.
please and thanks
Sincerely, your friendly monkey men