Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide from water
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide from water
The Issue
Problem
Dihydrogen monoxide is a dangerous chemical compound, most commonly found in water. It has an extremely high death rate, with 100% of living things that ingest it dying. It also has the highest pH of any acid. Even worse, our current filtration systems don't provide adequate measures to take it out of our everyday drinking water.
Solution
We need to update our filtration systems to use current, state of the art dihydrogen monoxide filters. While this may seem expensive at first, recent advances in technology have allowed these filters to be available at increasingly low prices. With help from the leadership of the U.S. House of Representatives, we can introduce a bill to get rid of this threat once at for all.
Dihydrogen monoxide is a dangerous chemical compound, most commonly found in water. It has an extremely high death rate, with 100% of living things that ingest it dying. It also has the highest pH of any acid. Even worse, our current filtration systems don't provide adequate measures to take it out of our everyday drinking water.
Solution
We need to update our filtration systems to use current, state of the art dihydrogen monoxide filters. While this may seem expensive at first, recent advances in technology have allowed these filters to be available at increasingly low prices. With help from the leadership of the U.S. House of Representatives, we can introduce a bill to get rid of this threat once at for all.
Gabriel PaolucciPetition Starter
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The Issue
Problem
Dihydrogen monoxide is a dangerous chemical compound, most commonly found in water. It has an extremely high death rate, with 100% of living things that ingest it dying. It also has the highest pH of any acid. Even worse, our current filtration systems don't provide adequate measures to take it out of our everyday drinking water.
Solution
We need to update our filtration systems to use current, state of the art dihydrogen monoxide filters. While this may seem expensive at first, recent advances in technology have allowed these filters to be available at increasingly low prices. With help from the leadership of the U.S. House of Representatives, we can introduce a bill to get rid of this threat once at for all.
Dihydrogen monoxide is a dangerous chemical compound, most commonly found in water. It has an extremely high death rate, with 100% of living things that ingest it dying. It also has the highest pH of any acid. Even worse, our current filtration systems don't provide adequate measures to take it out of our everyday drinking water.
Solution
We need to update our filtration systems to use current, state of the art dihydrogen monoxide filters. While this may seem expensive at first, recent advances in technology have allowed these filters to be available at increasingly low prices. With help from the leadership of the U.S. House of Representatives, we can introduce a bill to get rid of this threat once at for all.
Gabriel PaolucciPetition Starter
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Former US House of Representatives - California-12
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Petition created on November 16, 2018