Petition to make Mr​.​Clean sponges shaped like Mr​.​Clean

Petition to make Mr​.​Clean sponges shaped like Mr​.​Clean

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Josh Smith started this petition to Mr.Clean

In America today, we have a crisis on our hands. All across the nation, sinks are left dirty, countertops unclean, and walls, stained. We entrusted one man to take care of this for us, one Mr.Clean. Unfortunately, he's no longer up to the task. It's not his fault, the messes we make are more powerful than they have ever been in the past. It's time we upgraded Mr.Clean's arsenal of filth elimination. Using this petition, we are going to replace Mr.Clean's normal, boring magic erasers shaped like some disgusting, plain, borderline repulsive rectangle, with the glorious, refreshing, awe-inspiring image of the man himself. This change will not only bring an increase in stain-fighting prowess to these cleaning utensils, but also bring great economic gain to our lord Mr.Clean. With his jaw-dropping aesthetics plastered onto this absorbent piece of dirt destroyer, the American populace will be unable to resist his charms, and he will cast his spell over all of us. We will have no choice but to buy his products, but we will be glad to do so. We will take up these new arms in a crusade against muck. We will reclaim the holy lands of our kitchens and bathrooms. For this, Mr.Clean, we beg of you, please give us sponges int he shape of your glorious figure.

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