Its raining cats and dogs over Kerala for the last few weeks. The state is so wet that it could give Mawsynram and Chirrapunji a run for its money. The literal absence of dryness is sucking the Dopamine out of our body to the point that we are walking driftwood now. If there's anything dry in Kerala, its my sex life which I intend to keep it as it is for time immemorial as a token of my resistance against the growing wetness around us. And where in the world is the Sun!? Seriously, haven't seen that dude for ages. If anyone comes across him/her/they, do let him/her/they know that millions are looking forward to the return. Join me in this petition to stop this once and for all.
Side Note: Apart from all the goofy stuff that I have scribbled above, this ain't no joke. The heavy rains, frequent landslides are all signs that we are not acting enough. We are paying the price for what has been done and the price is sure to rise in future. Climate Change is no joke, its a joke for most of us until Mother Nature knocks on your door and you open the door to hear Samuel Jackson in Afro Samurai - "Tick Tock, MotherF*****". 'Cause that's literally what we have been doing.