There is a website called spinningrat.online and there has always been an urge in my heart to see more rats spin, but the only way we can do that is to all sign on at the same time. You could be on the website for 5 minutes or 1 hour but we encourage you to get online at 4:30 on April 14. Once you get on we will all see so many rats spin. Hundreds maybe. I hope I can see more rats spin and if you join me then we can make a world record, be happy with our lives, and blow the minds of the makers of spinningrat.online. There is usually a record of 150-350 people on it at once per day, but if we get on at 4:30 than we will revolutionize rat spinning and change the world (and in the meantime, see rats spin rat-pidly) haha. That wasnt funny, was it? Oh well.

Join our revolution! Go to spinning rat online at 4:30 on April 14, again 4:30 on April 14. See you then! It is time to act now! This is a big problem that we can fix. Remember, there are more important things like family, hunger, shelter, global warming, abuse, etc. if you care more about those things, then sign that type of petition, but if you need something to cheer you up, watch spinning rats!