By signing this petition, you support the decision to rename Minecraft Thick Potions to "Thicc Potions" and also make them do what the name implies they should do, make you DUMMY THICC.

My proposed solution: Rename the Thick Potion to Thicc Potion and add a 4-8 minute "Thiccness" effect (depending on if you drank Thicc Potion I or II). The Thiccness effect makes your character's thighs DUMMY THICC.

Please sign my petition and share it with your fellow Minecraft Gamers!

Also, if anyone here has some money to spare, I'd love it if you could chip in and promote this petition. For just $1 in US currency, 13 people will see this petition. If you have a dollar to spare, I'd appreciate the support! (I don't have credit card or anything and I don't wanna steal Mum's credit card so I'm counting on you lol)