SAVE DON'T SHAVE

In our time we have seen great and amazing things happen, things to be remembered for generations, but we have also witnessed some truly devastating and tragic events, great losses to the common man, we have lost the Mo-jestic Black Rhino to poaching, as well as losing the great comical genius Robin Williams.

Which leads me to here where I Must-ache you a question, if a opportunity for us to save a great national treasure that is currently under threat were to come up, would you rise to the Mo-ccasion and do what it takes to fight for this Mo-mentous Icon?

Your time is now, Mitch "Macca" McDonough's mustache is in danger, Mo' more standing aside while some of the worlds greatest elements are destroyed, we can make a difference, we should need no extra Mo-tivation to pursue the prolonged existence of our fury friend, do not let Mitcho's stash be a distant meMo-ry much like the Tasmanian Tiger.

So join me in bluntening your razors and sign this petition your vote could be the difference.