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Petitioning miley cyrus

Miley Cyrus Should Travel to Syria and Twerk on President Bashar al-Assad


While the American government considers military action in Syria, the American people won’t stop talking about Miley Cyrus’s butt. There is only one solution: Miley Cyrus must travel to Syria and twerk on President Bashar al-Assad. Then, nobody could ignore the continuing violence and its far-reaching geopolitical implications.

It's up to you, Miley. Move the party from the USA to Syria and take a Wrecking Ball to political apathy.

Letter to
miley cyrus
Put the ass back into President Bashar al-Assad by traveling to Syria and twerking all up on him. This will bring attention to the crisis in Syria, start a dialogue, and turn your negative publicity into a goodwill windfall.