Petition to Officially Rehome Mia (AKA: Let Her Live Her Best Life)

We, the undersigned, do hereby recognize that:

• Mia is extremely happy, comfortable, and thriving in the presence of Julia and Jake
• Mia has demonstrated clear preference for their home, attention, and overall vibes
• Julia and Jake provide elite-level pets, cuddles, and love (arguably unmatched)
• Mia deserves to live her best, most spoiled life possible

Therefore, we respectfully (but also kind of seriously) propose that:

Custody of Mia be permanently transferred to Julia and Jake

Benefits include, but are not limited to:

• Unlimited love and attention
• Premium snuggles 
• A household that is fully obsessed with her

We thank you for your thoughtful consideration of Mia’s happiness and well-being during this difficult (but necessary) decision.

Justice for Mia. 

Signed,

People Who Understand Mia Deserves This