Make “wumbo” an official term.

The Issue

Wumbo is a word that means “to make bigger.” For example if your business is too small, wumbo it by advertising more. Is your Minecraft house to small? Wumbo it by gathering more materials. Unfortunately, wumbo is not a word in the dictionary as it should be. I, a future wumbologist, feel like the study of making things bigger has no future if our job title isn’t even defined as a real term. 20 years from now, without the study of wumbo, we will only know how to makes things smaller, and the act of wumboing will be forgotten. So please consider the future before choosing to sign or not. Do you want to live in a world where everything, including our economy, the amount of employed people, and diversity is shrinking? Or do you want to live in a world where all these things are wumboing? 

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The Issue

Wumbo is a word that means “to make bigger.” For example if your business is too small, wumbo it by advertising more. Is your Minecraft house to small? Wumbo it by gathering more materials. Unfortunately, wumbo is not a word in the dictionary as it should be. I, a future wumbologist, feel like the study of making things bigger has no future if our job title isn’t even defined as a real term. 20 years from now, without the study of wumbo, we will only know how to makes things smaller, and the act of wumboing will be forgotten. So please consider the future before choosing to sign or not. Do you want to live in a world where everything, including our economy, the amount of employed people, and diversity is shrinking? Or do you want to live in a world where all these things are wumboing? 

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Petition created on April 9, 2020