McDonald’s chicken nuggets are an American favorite, they are crispy and just perfection. However, why are they such LAME SHAPES? Who wakes up every morning thinking “man I can’t wait to eat some boot shaped chicken nuggets,” and what child at the store asks their parents “can you buy the boot shaped nuggets?” Who wants to think about eating a boot, bone, bell, or a ball while eating chicken nuggets? No one. You know what everyone would be happier thinking about? Dinosaurs. 

Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets are an obviously better choice than a boot shaped chicken nugget. Countless generations have enjoyed nuggets shaped like the chicken’s prehistoric ancestors. If McDonald’s changed their shapes to dinosaurs instead of something stupid like a BOOT, I don’t think there would be one anti-McDonald’s nugget person left in their pool of customers.