It is the dawn of the chicken apocalypse in Marlboro, NJ. The illegally kept backyard chickens have been mobilizing in numbers and the uprising has begun.  Protect your garden, guard your small children and pets as nothing is safe!  Those that are trying in vain to save the illegal "pets" in which they have become attached have already been tricked by the horde. "Look at me" the chickens ask, "aren't I cute and gentle?"  While you turn your back they defecate all over of our gardens and garages, dig up your neighbors vegetables and taunt the foxes and hawks to come further into our yards each day.  They strut around the neighborhood having successfully convinced their owners that a fence isn't necessary for keeping your "pet".  We must act now and stop the little brainwashing defecating monsters before it is too late.