

Make Spider-Man America's Ass
The Issue
CAUTION!!! SPOILER ALERT!!! DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU DON'T WANT AVENGERS: ENDGAME SPOILED!!!
For those of you still here, we all know that Steve Rogers, aka, Captain America, has America's ass. Unfortunately for us, Cap decided to live out his days with the love of his life and is now an old man. The crisis arises that there is no longer an America's ass. I propose that Peter Parker, aka, Spider-Man, fill this position. Tom Holland, as the internet already knows, has an incredible backside, and you can't deny that his suit doesn't make it look amazing. Why else should it be Spider-Man? Because he's brand new to the MCU and will be here for quite some time. It's only suiting that he take up the position. Please sign!!!

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The Issue
CAUTION!!! SPOILER ALERT!!! DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU DON'T WANT AVENGERS: ENDGAME SPOILED!!!
For those of you still here, we all know that Steve Rogers, aka, Captain America, has America's ass. Unfortunately for us, Cap decided to live out his days with the love of his life and is now an old man. The crisis arises that there is no longer an America's ass. I propose that Peter Parker, aka, Spider-Man, fill this position. Tom Holland, as the internet already knows, has an incredible backside, and you can't deny that his suit doesn't make it look amazing. Why else should it be Spider-Man? Because he's brand new to the MCU and will be here for quite some time. It's only suiting that he take up the position. Please sign!!!

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Petition created on May 13, 2019
