Stop Reptillian Zucc From Banning My Homie Fred, Naw Foe' Real, Stop It Zucc

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The Issue

The Injustices Commited By The Tech Oligarch

Freddsey, is a diligent salaryman by day, and a virtual comedian by night, whom sought to bring laughter and harmony to the community of Kg. Kindet & Kg. Jibai-Sialan. A local celebrity by his own right, he brought numerous developmental changes to the aforementioned communities by bringing the joys of laughter to the villagers' short, fleeting lives that exist for eternal toil for the ever encroaching authoritarian state.

Likewise, it is not uncommon to see Freddsey walking 40 miles day to the nearest town to resupply the communities' internet. The budding entrepreneur can be seen making his long and treacherous hike on a daily basis, all for the benefit of his folk.

Unfortunately, progress and peace were shattered when the Repitillian Tech Warlord, Lord High Executioner Mark Zucc, banned Freddsey from existing physically. Currently, Freddsey has been released from the immaterial realm but is still at risk of being banned. Due to this, all socio-economic activities in the region has grinded to a halt, as Freddsey couldnt not resume his activities without harrassment and the risk of being suddenly banned physically.

Likewise, without the consistent supply of "Lulz" and internet, all forms of industry and commerce ceased to exist as the poor village folk succumbed to nihilism or pessimism.

We, the Society of Transdimensional Activists, view this as a blantant disregard of 3 Dimensional Creatures' Rights, under section 3078XC-1. As fellow beings of Xenu, we press the Tech Warlord to revise his draconian policies, and in place, to adopt the Protective Transdimensional Rights of Every Dimensional Species as proposed by our organisation, supported by the Intergalatic Federation of Mar-Terra 2.

The Decision Makers

Mark Zuckerberg
Founder and CEO at Facebook

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