Stephen Jones sucks. Like, really, really sucks. After the Randy Gregory debacle, it's time for change. Jerry's looking for someone to give the power to - why not the host of the biggest Dallas Cowboys channel on YouTube? Tom Downey has graciously offered to take the reins and pledged to provide the long-awaited championship that the great city of Dallas and state of Texas have wanted for over 20 years. There are plenty of reasons why you should pledge your support to this petition - allow us to list just a few:

- Tom Downey is not Stephen Jones

- Tom Downey will not try to manipulate contract language after a deal was already agreed upon

- Tom Downey loves the Dallas Cowboys

- Tom Downey cares about winning football games

- Tom Downey runs the Dallas Cowboys Report on YouTube, which has compiled more subscribers than the Washington Commanders' official YouTube page (poverty franchise)

- Fire Tweets and memes (@WhatGoingDowney)

- If you don't sign this, Tom will find you and rob you

Tom Downey GUARANTEES a Super Bowl championship for the Dallas Cowboys within the next 10 years, or he will commit to the best interests of the organization in selling the team.

The choice is clear - it's up to you to make it. STEPHEN OUT. DOWNEY IN.