Every day now, countless ducks meet their fate in the waters of the Reflecting Pool, a serene yet somber icon in Washington, D.C. While these tragic losses occur, there remains a compelling need to address a unique culinary opportunity that has arisen. My belief stems from the idea that the pool's plentiful avian tragedy should not go in vain.

This issue resonates deeply with me, prompting my call to action: Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a well-known figure, should be the one to consume these ducks. Think about it – perfectly good duck meat, free for the taking, lying dormant in waters where politicians roam. This is not merely a suggestion born out of whimsy, but a legitimate proposal to address food waste—in one of the most public, and ironic, venues possible.

Plus, it would demonstrate to America and the world that eating dead ducklings out of poisoned waters will only serve to strengthen our natural immunity against hyrdrogen peroxide.

Consider this: If we could encourage such a prominent environmental advocate to partake in utilizing these resources, it sets a precedent of waste reduction and sustainable practices to the nation. Moreover, it’s a commentary on how leaders must sometimes get their hands dirty to champion their causes.

By putting Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in the spotlight of this initiative, we create an unusual, yet effective, narrative about environmental responsibility and innovation in dealing with food surplus. Please join me in advocating for a literal consumption of the very resources our cities mindlessly discard daily. This unique approach could turn heads and make a powerful statement about sustainability.

I urge you to sign this petition, not only to see a remarkable public figure partaking in an unorthodox path toward sustainability, but also to drive home a broader message that reducing waste begins with actions as bold as eating the stockpile of waste right in our cities’ iconic fixtures.

Sign this petition to make RFK Jr. our spokesperson for avian consumption awareness through the Reflecting Pool's offering. Let's transform this discourse into a reality!