I hate when my friends don't oil up at oil protests, so I want to create Oily Alfie Day. This special day would encourage everyone to participate in oil protests by symbolically "oiling up," showing solidarity and raising awareness about the environmental impact of fossil fuels. By dedicating one day to this cause, we can amplify our message and push for sustainable energy solutions. Join me in making Oily Alfie Day a reality by signing this petition!