Make Natural Confectionery sell a bag of only Pink and Purple lolly snakes

Make Natural Confectionery sell a bag of only Pink and Purple lolly snakes

The issue

POV you are at a birthday party and you walk over to the bowl of lolly snakes. 
The only remaining flavours are orange, green and yellow.
You say to yourself, “oh, they aren’t that bad! It’s not what I wanted, but I’ll have one anyway!”
It was that bad. 
As the mediocre flavour of the below average lolly snake makes contact with your tastebuds, you instantly feel nauseous. 
This is it.
The worst decision you have ever made. 
You just ate a lolly snake that wasn’t Pink or Purple. 
Your head starts pounding. Your heart rate jumps instantly to 170bpm. Your body rejects this truly terrible piece of confectionary from your system, and you instantly projectile vomit the lolly snake onto the carpet. 
Now everyone at the party is looking at you in disgust.. but not because you vomited. 
Its because they know that you ate a bad flavour of lolly snake. 
One by one they all cut you out of their lives until you have no one left except the pitiful lolly snake that isn’t pink or purple. 

Im sure many of you can relate to this common everyday occurrence. 
The Natural Confectionery company could so easily prevent this by simply selling an alternate pack of lolly snakes that only contains pink and purple snakes. 
This would boost their sales by 5 million percent. 

Help me make a difference in this truly important area of society. 

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The issue

POV you are at a birthday party and you walk over to the bowl of lolly snakes. 
The only remaining flavours are orange, green and yellow.
You say to yourself, “oh, they aren’t that bad! It’s not what I wanted, but I’ll have one anyway!”
It was that bad. 
As the mediocre flavour of the below average lolly snake makes contact with your tastebuds, you instantly feel nauseous. 
This is it.
The worst decision you have ever made. 
You just ate a lolly snake that wasn’t Pink or Purple. 
Your head starts pounding. Your heart rate jumps instantly to 170bpm. Your body rejects this truly terrible piece of confectionary from your system, and you instantly projectile vomit the lolly snake onto the carpet. 
Now everyone at the party is looking at you in disgust.. but not because you vomited. 
Its because they know that you ate a bad flavour of lolly snake. 
One by one they all cut you out of their lives until you have no one left except the pitiful lolly snake that isn’t pink or purple. 

Im sure many of you can relate to this common everyday occurrence. 
The Natural Confectionery company could so easily prevent this by simply selling an alternate pack of lolly snakes that only contains pink and purple snakes. 
This would boost their sales by 5 million percent. 

Help me make a difference in this truly important area of society. 

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