Mr. Stain on Junk Alley is a well known cultural phenomenon known and loved by many people across the globe, uniting us all. The show has been loved by many and is the closest thing we have to world peace in our modern society with lots of problems like corruption, racism, homophobia, discrimination, depression, and poverty. However, I think the biggest problem in our society that isn’t talked about in the media is the fact that the massive symbol in the anime, Mr. Stains hat, has never been manufactured into a real wearable fabric hat. I think this is a injustice to society and is the only thing stopping us from uniting. Mr. Stain, the main protagonist in the show, is easily recognizable by his iconic green and light green striped hat. If Mr. Stains didn’t wear his iconic hat, he wouldn’t be Mr. Stain, and without Mr. Stain, society would collapse and the world would be in left in a  unrepairable state. If every human on earth could have the right to purchase a Mr. Stain hat, then they would be 1/4 of a Mr. Stain, and if everyone was a 1/4 of a Mr. Stain, the world would be a much better place we would all want to live. If the fashion industry made Mr. Stains hat a real thing, everyone would be happy, all depression would stop, climate change would be reduced, political corruption would be nonexistent, world hunger would vanish, and public places would actually have good toilet paper and maybe even bidets with heat-seated dryers. As the great Abraham Lincoln quoted “Do not wish for everyone to have a Mr. Stain, instead, be that Mr. Stain in someones life.” So America, stop all the unnecessary nonsense you are wasting your tax dollars on and make Mr. Stains hat into a real thing cause everyone needs one and the world is currently a scary and dangerous place that can be prevented if everyone signed this petition. Plus, It’s a pretty dope and cool looking hat ngl and I would like to buy one no cap.