Make Hobby Horsing an Olympic Sport

Make Hobby Horsing an Olympic Sport
Why this petition matters
Hobby Horsing, one could argue, is the single greatest sport in the entire world. It manages to capture the imagination of many, far and wide, and takes many adults back to their happier, younger days. It is also a very good exercise routine, as when one is hobby horsing, not only are they using their muscles by jumping on their hobby horse, but are using more energy as their legs are held in place by a stick. So, it enrages me that the International Olympic Committee have repeatedly decided not to make hobby horsing one of their primary sporting events. Please, help stop this crime against sport and stand up to give hobby horsing the place it deserves. By doing this, you are giving a voice to everyone who has a desire to return to their childhood, and you are also introducing an excellent exercise routine to the international community.