Ever since the closing of magic mart things have continuously went down hill. I started noticing it in 2010 when the magic mart in Quincy, WV closed. Ever since then things have just continuously sunken lower and lower.

NOT ONLY CAN I NO LONGER BUY LAZY BOY RECLINERS AND CHOCOLATE MILK AT THE SAME STORE, BUT NOW THE WORLD IS EXPERIENCING A PANDEMIC!

Unemployment is up significantly, racial injustice is at an all time high, and some of my favorite shows have been cancelled!

I ask of you my fellows. Join, pledge your name. Work with me to help turn this all around and bring back Magic Mart!

It will feel like magic to walk through aisles of random candy, out of date granola, cheap Nike’s, and Carhart jackets. We can let our frustrations out from under the dimly glowing halogen bulbs next to the water hoses and 10 video games from 3 years ago. The stained vinyl tile will sparkle like never before, and on it our hopes will be lit anew.

I appreciate all signatures. Let’s make the world Magic[tm] again.