We The People Demand The Immediate Release of Despacito 2


We The People Demand The Immediate Release of Despacito 2
The Issue
Despacito was the closest thing we've ever had to world peace. Despacito was truly epic. It was the song of the summer last year and it united the world. Despacito embodied the values of what it means to be human, the song so no borders or race, and slowly but surely began to bring people together. Over time we must come together to repair the world, slowly. That was the main message received from Despacito.
Despacito 2 would not only drop the suicide rate to 0% but it would solve world hunger, global warming, urban sprawl, and would end the North Korean crisis. Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee spun gold with the original but we need them once more. Ever since the news last month that NASA has confirmed Despacito 2 on Mars, there has been billions of people waiting in suspense on what that means for the world. Hopefully Mark Zuckerberg won't use it as a biological weapon and release his lizard gas on the people. We must keep this out of the hands of people whomst will use it for evil. It MUST be given to the people, we DESERVE the song of the summer.
We live in a society. Our goal is one million signatures, if this happens, Despacito 2 has to be released to us or else we'll see an EPICdemic the likes of which this world has never seen. Thank you, God Bless you. Stay Epic.
The Issue
Despacito was the closest thing we've ever had to world peace. Despacito was truly epic. It was the song of the summer last year and it united the world. Despacito embodied the values of what it means to be human, the song so no borders or race, and slowly but surely began to bring people together. Over time we must come together to repair the world, slowly. That was the main message received from Despacito.
Despacito 2 would not only drop the suicide rate to 0% but it would solve world hunger, global warming, urban sprawl, and would end the North Korean crisis. Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee spun gold with the original but we need them once more. Ever since the news last month that NASA has confirmed Despacito 2 on Mars, there has been billions of people waiting in suspense on what that means for the world. Hopefully Mark Zuckerberg won't use it as a biological weapon and release his lizard gas on the people. We must keep this out of the hands of people whomst will use it for evil. It MUST be given to the people, we DESERVE the song of the summer.
We live in a society. Our goal is one million signatures, if this happens, Despacito 2 has to be released to us or else we'll see an EPICdemic the likes of which this world has never seen. Thank you, God Bless you. Stay Epic.
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Petition created on June 8, 2018