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Cast Machete in The Expendables 3


Machete is more badass than a Viking chugging a goblet of blood. He would fuck Stallone's girl and Stallone wouldn't get mad, he would understand. Machete is one bad dude. Therefore, it is only logical to cast him in the new Expendables movie.

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