Free the F*ck Off Five!


Free the F*ck Off Five!
The Issue
Five African Grey Parrots at Lincolnshire Wildlife Park have been removed from public display after they started swearing at visitors. They have now been moved into different colonies and away from delicate ears. When they first arrived it was hoped they would chicken out of fowl language if they were put outside.
Sadly, this did not quite go to plan, park chief executive Steve Nichols said. The parrots "swear to trigger reaction or a response" so if people look shocked or laugh, it just encourages them to do it more, he said.
"With the five, one would swear and another would laugh and that would carry on," he said. The Wildlife Park is now concerned that they may teach all the other birds colourful language. If that were to happen; our response to that would be to suggest they are all released into the House of Commons where they would probably make more sense than most of our politicians. Our feathered friends do not deserve to be up before the beak. We the undersigned believe that Billy, Eric, Tyson, Jade, and Elsie are just responding naturally to the crazy times we are experiencing. 'Pretty Polly' can get pretty boring; whereas, blaspheming birds are brilliant!..... Please share and tweet this petition far and wide, let's see if we can give it wings!

The Issue
Five African Grey Parrots at Lincolnshire Wildlife Park have been removed from public display after they started swearing at visitors. They have now been moved into different colonies and away from delicate ears. When they first arrived it was hoped they would chicken out of fowl language if they were put outside.
Sadly, this did not quite go to plan, park chief executive Steve Nichols said. The parrots "swear to trigger reaction or a response" so if people look shocked or laugh, it just encourages them to do it more, he said.
"With the five, one would swear and another would laugh and that would carry on," he said. The Wildlife Park is now concerned that they may teach all the other birds colourful language. If that were to happen; our response to that would be to suggest they are all released into the House of Commons where they would probably make more sense than most of our politicians. Our feathered friends do not deserve to be up before the beak. We the undersigned believe that Billy, Eric, Tyson, Jade, and Elsie are just responding naturally to the crazy times we are experiencing. 'Pretty Polly' can get pretty boring; whereas, blaspheming birds are brilliant!..... Please share and tweet this petition far and wide, let's see if we can give it wings!

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Petition created on 30 September 2020