Rong Niu is the greatest halftime performer in basketball history. You've seen her, flipping BOWLS from one foot onto her head — while riding a UNICYCLE with the other — and bringing joy to fans across the world. You can watch the testimonials from Hall-of-Famers David Aldridge, Jay Bilas, Mike Breen, Jackie MacMullan and Marc Spears ("As far as I'm concerned," Breen says, "she's a Hall-of-Famer"), and you can watch for yourself:

On the latest episode of "Pablo Torre Finds Out," we confirmed with the official gatekeeper in Springfield: "Certainly a performer like Red Panda WOULD be eligible for the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame." But, he says, steps must be taken to "work up a dossier on every nominee and shine the appropriate light."

Nominations are due soon. We must make the case to a committee at the Hall of Fame, in order to secure a 75% vote and enshrine a true legend of hoops culture into the history books. Sign this petition, leave your testimonial and spread the good word. BOWLS!

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