LET ME SIT ON ABE'S LAP!

Recently, I have come to find out that people are not allowed to sit on Abraham Lincoln's lap and frankly, I believe that this is a disturbing disservice to the American people. For those who grew up in the land of the free, we constantly are reminded about what Abe did for this country. From the countless history books about his time as President, and documentaries about his early years as a vampire hunter, we as Americans have a knowledge of and a respect for Abraham Lincoln. Hell, we built a 30 ft statue of the guy. And I believe the ultimate respect for this man's legacy is the opportunity to sit on the lap of the statue created in his likeness.

Here are some things I would do while sitting on his lap:

• Sit, very quietly but with lots of excitement.
• Whisper my deepest secrets into his ear
• Ask him how his day is (He probably gets very lonely)

Together we can make this dream a reality for not only me but for America as a whole. Please take some time to show your support for this movement and share with your friends. We can right this wrong!

-Khiler

Below is an example of how I would sit.