My name is Exia.  I have a lot of opinions and I love sharing them.  Politically I am extremely far left and have been known to sometimes lean a little authoritarian, at least in theory.  

I am not going to win.  In fact, I am not even eligible to run due to the fact I am 20 years old and not even a registered democrat.  The goal is not to win, I would be a terrible president.  The goal here is to show the populace what ACTUAL LEFTIST EXTREMISM LOOKS LIKE.  The common image of “liberal extremism” has become so diluted that the centrist methods of the modern democratic party are regarded as socialist drivel.  I will prove this wrong by being an example of real socialist drivel.  I will show on national television just how moderate all of these people really are, to give perspective on how ridiculously fascist the opposition is when even their direct opposite is so afraid of anything significantly left of center.

By being an example of this, I will make the minor social reforms proposed by traditional democrats seem much more palatable to any undecided or unsure voters, and help fight the propaganda that any form of social security or care for the common people is socialist propaganda.

The moderates and centrists will run to the comforts of Elizabeth Warren when they hear the ravings of the transfem latina lesbian asexual transhumanist who unironically IS hoping to destroy “christian family values” 

My qualifications for this job include:

I got an A in my Speech 100 class

I passed my high school political science class

I talk a LOT

My inexperience would make the other candidates look really competent and effective

My youthful charm would bring a lot of attention and publicity to the debates

I am very honest and trustworthy

It would be really funny

Please