We NEED Kyle Lowry to do the WAP Dance

The Issue

As most people know, the Toronto Raptors have recently lost to the Boston Celtics in a best of 7 series in the NBA Playoffs. This means that the Toronto Raptors are out of the playoffs, but more importantly, Kyle Lowry is also out of the playoffs. This has brought tears to many fans: fans of the Raptors, fans of Kyle Lowry, and fans of the NBA. Although this is extremely sad, this is not the end for Kyle Lowry!

Kyle Lowry is known for being a point guard on the Toronto Raptors, but better known for the absolute dump truck he carries behind him. NBA fans around the world have been very lucky as they got to view his cake day in and day out. However, with the Raptors no longer in the playoffs, fans will no longer have the pleasure of looking at his plump, juicy butt. For this reason, I think it would only be fair if we got something that we could always view, such as the WAP dance. This could truly be a life-changer, and the whole world would be thankful for this, if it somehow happens. Lowry's wagon has been the only thing keeping me going recently, and would mean a lot if he does the WAP dance.

 

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The Issue

As most people know, the Toronto Raptors have recently lost to the Boston Celtics in a best of 7 series in the NBA Playoffs. This means that the Toronto Raptors are out of the playoffs, but more importantly, Kyle Lowry is also out of the playoffs. This has brought tears to many fans: fans of the Raptors, fans of Kyle Lowry, and fans of the NBA. Although this is extremely sad, this is not the end for Kyle Lowry!

Kyle Lowry is known for being a point guard on the Toronto Raptors, but better known for the absolute dump truck he carries behind him. NBA fans around the world have been very lucky as they got to view his cake day in and day out. However, with the Raptors no longer in the playoffs, fans will no longer have the pleasure of looking at his plump, juicy butt. For this reason, I think it would only be fair if we got something that we could always view, such as the WAP dance. This could truly be a life-changer, and the whole world would be thankful for this, if it somehow happens. Lowry's wagon has been the only thing keeping me going recently, and would mean a lot if he does the WAP dance.

 

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Petition created on September 16, 2020