To: The Citizens Of The World

The Case:

For years, my friend has held hostage a green Porsche Hot Wheel, subjecting it to a life of neglect and abuse. Despite my repeated attempts to "liberate" it, the Hot Wheel remains in captivity.

The Crimes:

• Neglect: Leaving the Hot Wheel in unknown locations, only to be rediscovered by chance.
•  Abuse: Exposing it to dust, dirt, and the harsh elements.
• Disregard: Failing to provide regular cleaning and maintenance.

The Demand:

We urge my friend to relinquish ownership of the green Porsche Hot Wheel, surrendering it to a more caring and deserving home – mine!

Sign the petition if you believe in the freedom and well-being of this innocent Hot Wheel!